knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

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andrew wagner

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

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Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

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How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalottapuss What dou you call a gay dinosaurs dog? Megasoreass Rex

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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haha

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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