What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

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So there was a jewish guy, a black guy, and a white guy all sky diving. They all had an amazing time and they all went to a bar later to talk about what they just had experienced.

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Shell Station.

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What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

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I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

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How can you treble the value of any Skoda car? Ensure its paintwork, upholstary, floor, lights, wipers, steering wheel, brake, horn, CD player, radio and clutch are clean and/or sound; fill its petrol tank, oil, brake and winscreen wiper fluid reserves; fit a roof rack; include a red triangle, a fire extinguisher, a blanket and a first aid kit in the sale; take out comprehensive insurance and pay a year's road tax and MOT before selling it.

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Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

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Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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This joke is funny

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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