Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

The queen having a shit

An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Q- Why? A- Why not?

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Check this web out www.hurr-durr.com

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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