Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

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Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

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What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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A bus crashes and everybody dies.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

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why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

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how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

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What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

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What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

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A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

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Its a long story, I got two balance nerves, I technically got four ear drums (relax you cant see it nor anything,neither can doctors without weird unpleasant stuff), I got about twice the number of synapses as regular people, and well, that makes me pretty damn good at some things, and a total retard at others.

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Why did the fat man fall off the balcony? He didn't, I pushed him.

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A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

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Hey, speaking of anti jokes, there is much in the bible that facinates me, but that I find to be... Very... Ilogical, but then again I know a lot about the spiritual to open the the possibility to the (maybe) fact that the answers lie in the spiritual realm or you know whatever you prefer to call it. But you know, God has existed for eternities eternal etc, forever, and only some few thousand years ago he decided to let there be light? Kinda makes sense to why he was such a hardass in the first testament, I mean wow it must have been depressive for eternal eternities until he created light huh? Maybe he slept as many other Gods tend to do in a theological perspective. The other that baffles me completely: God has an enemy known as Sin, that is so powerful that he must sacrifice his own son in order to keep it away? I mean has Sin ever sacrificed anything to good? In that way they would be opposites and not God sarcificing stuff as humans sacrificed stuff animals (and almost a son Iscaac right? Because you know God and Satan where kinda chummy and enjoyed betting and good sport... My viewpoint at least) And Now I just repeat myself, but if Light was Gods first invention, who created voice? Was it part of his being? Why was light not part of his being? Is light not the path to God? "The Light"? Its horsehead Network and I do not expect much of this site sincerely, but if you find the time, the care, the love and Guidance of God provides (yeah I am appealing to your Good Christian side) then please find it in your Jesus filled heart to leave me what you think is missing or perhaps I do not understand at all. And if I ever become a Christian again, ill tell God and Jesus that you where the person that got me there, put in a good word for eternal life huh? Get you and maybe even your mother and father that made you that kind with Gods guidance a nice V.I.P place up there huh? If there is a God out there, he loves all the same yeah, but he keeps favorites, I mean those that suffer eternally in hell... I don't like questioning what I do not understand to a certain tangible degree, but does he do this with the same love he treats those that go to heaven?

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