- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

the holocaust

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

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