Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

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why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

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What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

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A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

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How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

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your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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seek beauty

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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