- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

ask me if im a door yes

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Vagina cream... end of story

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

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