- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Feeling alone fast after opening your mouth? Feel that people ignore your conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say AHAH!... And Uhuh, and I PERFECTLY UNDERSTAND! Now YOU CAN BE APPRECIATED INSTANTLY BY A BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE SAYING!

* How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man? * He just need to go to the Register Office and change his name to "a man"

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

I dont often wash my hands in the bathroom but when i do its so people dont think im gross.

Q: What did the magician do to cure his cold?? A: Took medicine!

I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

Does anyone know any good ways to piss off an Grammar Nazi?

Why did the Jewish man commit suicide? Because he was not happy with his life.

A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Procedes with his long difficult hunt to find another companion who accepts him for what he is, without the fear of being eaten.

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

What do you call a book of notes? A notebook.

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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