- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

Tilt your screen back

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

penis

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

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