- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

what are three short words? i a am

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

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