A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

If life gives you lemonade.

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Chuck Norris.

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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