Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

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Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

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Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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Agent 47.

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Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

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Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

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What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

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Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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