- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

How do you know it's a bad day? When your brain does not release a high enough level of seratonin.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

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