- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

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Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

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