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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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