Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

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What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

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What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

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What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? Your mom.

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How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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whats hairy and crys your mom

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Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

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A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

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Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

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Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

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What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

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A Dog walks into a bar to order a drink. The bar patrons are at first amused and overjoyed to share their night with a playful pet, until they see that his mouth is foaming and he's already started trying to eat the nearest child. Screams erupt as the bartender calls 911. The dog manages to injure two patrons before he is tazed by the police and taken to be put down. One of the men injured has to have his arm amputated, which is unfortunate for his new career as a heart surgeon. The hospital informs him that they have no choice but to force him to resign, after they hand him his lengthy medical bill. He ends up losing his apartment, and his fiance leaves him for someone more stable financially. The man then drinks himself to death, after attacking and killing a local dog with his one remaining hand. The dog belonged to a new family on the block, whose son had terminal cancer. Due to the cancer, the boy had trouble making friends in a new area, and the dog (Sonny) was his one source of companionship and, by extension, hope. The boy is later admitted to the hospital for breathing problems, and after a 4-hour surgery, is pronounced dead. His attending physician was quoted as saying "He was so close to beating back the infection, but all of a sudden it seemed like he just... gave up." I mean, how was a dog supposed to order a drink in the first place, am I right?

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Well considering the weight of a fly is 1.2 grams, and the weight of a light bulb is 50 grams (and this is assuming that the fly can lift its own body weight) it would take 41.6 flies. But also considering the fact, that the .6th of a fly is impossible, because it is more than likely to be deceased, it is impossible for flies to screw in a light bulb.

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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