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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

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