Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

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Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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Johnny Depp is Alexander Graham the whole time.

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What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

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Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

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Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

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Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

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My dad

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? Well , you see, this black mans name was yargle, and during his high school years, people always made nicknames for him some of which were fat yargle, yargaryar, and bottomyarg. He thought to himself that wanted revenge, So he killed the entire population of earth. Oh ya, and since he was the last human, wirhout possibility of reproduction, he went to the store and bought a can of soup

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Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

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"Have you got any Saturday jobs available?" "Yes"

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what do fish smoke? sea weed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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