Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

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A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

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roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

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A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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A cockroach walks into a bar. The bar seems to have a pest problem.

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Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

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Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

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How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

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There is a Mexican, American, and an Italian on a boat.They start to sink. All of them brought things from their country. The Mexican threw burritos over and said, "We have too much of these." The American threw american cheese over and said, "We have too much of these in our country." The Italian throws over pizza and says the same thing. They are still sinking. Then, the American picks up the Mexican, throws him over and says, "We have too much of these in our country."

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Roses are red violet are blue i saw a machine and it was ps2

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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