Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

This is an anti-joke.

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

women's rights

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

My name is me I like fired chicken!

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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