- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

John Cena for president

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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