- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

whats black and strange a paki

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

An Asian person drove home safely.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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