- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

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What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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