- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Life is like a box of chocolates. Well...not really no. It's not.

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

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