What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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White men's rights

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

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Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

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Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

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What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

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- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

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A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

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My Butthole.

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When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

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what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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