- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

Why did the baby stop laughing? Would you if you pooped your pants?

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

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Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

A blonde walked into a bar.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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