- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

You know what's funny? Rape

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

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