- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

"Knock knock." "Come in."

This would be racist to black people if they could read.

Boys have swag, real men have class

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

What's better than having sex with your mother? Nothing. I'm in love with her, son.

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