One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

Asians.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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