Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust? getting raped by a giant scorpion What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher, Mr. Smith What's worse than getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher Mr. Smith? Snapping your femur bone in half What's worse than snapping your femur bone in half? Birthing a dead baby

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I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

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Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

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There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

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Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

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30cm = 0,3meters

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why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

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Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

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What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

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Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

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