- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

what goes boo a sock

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

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