What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

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What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

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Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

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Finding TWO worms in your apple.

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What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

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Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

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Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

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what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

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Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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