Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

Do u take sugar?

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

miha kako si?

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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