- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

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What did Washington say to California? WC

Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

there was a blonde and abrunette and they both jumped off a bridge . who hit the bottom first? the brunette beacuase when the blonde was halfway down she had to walk back up and ask for directions

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