Call of Duty is a good game.

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

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A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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