How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

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Where did Susie go during the bombings? Susie was wandering around the streets as she felt like she didn't know where she was any more. Everything was burnt to ashes. She came across a man who she has never met. He tells her to follow him. She did.Later, Susie, the mysterious man and a few other people with him were in a private meeting room. The mysterious man tells Susie that he was a Frenchman and he was with the resistance. A few minutes later, the bombs were dropping everywhere. The meeting room was destroyed and Susie, the Frenchman and his men were under attack. The French resistance were about to fight, but retreated - for they were French. Susie was left, lying there as she saw a bomb in the sky about to land on her. She tried to get up and run, but the bomb was too fast. It got her. So yeah. Susie went everywhere, like you lot said.

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whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

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how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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Jersey Shore.

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

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You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

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matt is fat

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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It was Valentines Day today, I thought I should get her something... I brought flowers to her grave.

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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