A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

Your Mum is soo fat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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