- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? Well, I couldn't understand them... It's hard to pronounce anything clearly when your mouth is full, which is why you don't eat and speak simultaneously.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

Knock Know! Come in!

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Morning wood.

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

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