- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

knock knock who's there ?

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Want to hear a Joke? No.

a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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