Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

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A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

hashtags suck balls

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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