- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

how do you get your son or daughters attention? break down the door to their room and promptly begin beating them with a wooden baseball and then tie them up to a chair and torture them for 24 hours.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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