- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

If you were a pie I'd eat you

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

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