Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

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Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

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Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

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The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

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Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

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Why was the man crying? He has aids.

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

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what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

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Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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how do you get your son or daughters attention? break down the door to their room and promptly begin beating them with a wooden baseball and then tie them up to a chair and torture them for 24 hours.

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whats white and big and white? alot of things...

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

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Yo mama is so old, she might die soon! - Louis

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A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

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What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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