- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

ever tried african food? they neither

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

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