- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

You wanna hear a joke? Me too

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

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