- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Knock knock open

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

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