Why didn't the Hawaiian man know how to surf? He lives in Kansas

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

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What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

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That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

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Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

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How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

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What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

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What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

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The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

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what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

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Anthony sucks

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How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

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What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

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Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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Anti Joke

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