Connor is homo

Twinkle Twinkle little wh**e close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Wh**e youre cheeper then the dollar store

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

why was six afraid of seven? prison changes a person

Justin beiber's penis

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

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