What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

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John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

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THE GAME

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

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I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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What do you call a black man who likes watermelon and fried chicken? Someone who likes good food.

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Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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