- Anti Joke

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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MOAR??

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.