- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Why do canadians have a lower violent crime rate than the U.S? Because they were all raped as children and are now afraid of getting raped again when bathing in prision.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

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