George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

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why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

Two elderly men were sat next to a children's playground... They were there to pick up their grandchildren because their parents were at work.

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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