- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

Knock Knock CUM IN!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

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