Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

What does water taste like? Water

once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

What did the preist say to the other preist? 'hey! we're both preists!'

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why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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