Blacks

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

AIDS

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

that wall over there ->

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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