- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

Your moms so old. She might die soon

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

So a horse walks into a barn.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

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