Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar. After looking at the menu for a minute he orders the cocktail of the day. The bartender looks at the man in disbelief because he has such a baby face and looks like a teenage kid. The bartender politely asks to see his ID. The man pulls out his wallet and shows him his drivers license. Sure enough he was the legal age of drinking. The bartender says "Thank you" and gives him his beverage.

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What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

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2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

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Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

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When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

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Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

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What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

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why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

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What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

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Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

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What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

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how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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