What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

osama bin laden is dead

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Knock Knock, Ow my face

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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