A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

roses are red violets are indigo

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

Knock Knock? Come in.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

Your Mom

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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