a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

I have a really funny joke.

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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