- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

A storm be brewin!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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