Why can't Hellen Keller read, write, or do anything really? Because, shes a woman.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

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Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

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A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

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*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

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a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

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Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

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Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

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What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

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What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

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eden stop

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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