Nuneaton..

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Liverpool City Football Club

An Aisian failed a test

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

your life

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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