What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

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karn chevalier

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What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

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How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

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Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

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What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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drugs.

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What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

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The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

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Yamum is so poor that she has trouble supporting herself and paying her own bills. Subsiqeunetly she had her electricity and home phone cut off, not that she would have any use for a home phone with her electricity cut off anyway. She sits on her bed and cries herself to sleep each night and has been thrown into depression due to her spiraling financial debts of which she can see no end to. This has led to several attempts to take her own life to hopefully finally find a way out of her misery and debt.

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What is the difference between a black man and a burnt pizza? -Nothing there both black.

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What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

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Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

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What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

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Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

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knock knock Goodbye

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What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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