why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

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What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

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Many people of many races do many things every day.

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What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

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Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

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Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

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how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

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FUCK THE JEWS

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seek beauty

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

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What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

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A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

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Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

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The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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