An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

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I just drank a cola.

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Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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Why didn't little Jimmy eat his dinner? Jimmy didn't eat his dinner because there was no food. Jimmy is a poor street urchin who died of starvation.

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this site is an antijoke

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Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

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what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

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yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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A man decided to commit suicide. He did.

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ok, so a blue flower in a meadow dances valiantly, while being watched by a chipmunk. the king of the sky fairies ate an apple and a chicken and a pear, and a cumkwuat and frog legs and a bone and a library and a jeep and fig and a rhino and a sword but fairies don't have that big of mouths to eat all of that, so this never happened

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Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

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What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

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What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

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Anti Joke

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