What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

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what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

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A boy walks into a bar, then walked out. He's not 21!

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What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

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what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

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whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

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Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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Ill never forget the last phone conversation i had with my Jewish friend before he died due to the 9/11 incident. Friend:owejpq3jhp3qjopiqwejhriopjhaiophfioashiohwih13ioh3f2893hoiqehefioahfioahisdpahdfajdfopasjiopdfajdfopsajradalkdjakldja;hdfkl;adhlpa;dhfakl;dhkladhkadhlkhdjklahdjkgsdjkgbdqwgy3bi3grqbhgjkasjkdkasjdgjkadgskajgdkajdsgjkasgdad

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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What's worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two buses.

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What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

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It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

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Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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