- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Iif your reading this ur gay

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

4 hours later.

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

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