knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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European on my shoes, buddy.

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

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Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

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Good job, son.

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Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

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wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

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What's the difference between a hippopotamus? An orangutan.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

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How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

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what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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FUCK THE JEWS

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My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

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What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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